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My relationship with martinis can be traced back to the bar at Bern’s Steakhouse in Tampa, an iconic establishment designed as a French brothel. Desperate […]
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My relationship with martinis can be traced back to the bar at Bern’s Steakhouse in Tampa, an iconic establishment designed as a French brothel. Desperate […]
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Continue reading »Seltzer, or sparkling water if you like (“spicy water” if you’re my baby), has had a moment since at least 2016 . My Target has […]
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Continue reading »Before I got serious about cocktails, I had two main associations if you said the words “strawberry daiquiri” to me. The first thing that would […]
Continue reading »When I was younger and surviving on budget liquor and hot dogs, getting a “good” bottle of liquor was quite a challenge. My natural instinct […]
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Continue reading »If I had to choose one bottle of bitter to drink for the rest of my life, it would undoubtedly be Angostura. Omnipresent at the […]
Continue reading »One of the nice things about going to a bar (or bars) is that everything you need is there . Good ice , gourmet cherries, […]
Continue reading »I don’t know if you’re aware, but I recently traveled from Portland to New York to take part in a small collective action . As […]
Continue reading »One thing I’ve noticed during my cocktail training is that a lot of bartenders get very excited about Dark ‘n Stormy. Pre-shift, mid-shift, post-shift, Dark […]
Continue reading »Drinking and dining is a Valentine’s Day tradition, but I prefer appetizers and cocktails. If you want to make a similar pivot, you will need […]
Continue reading »I’m bad on Valentine’s Day. Or maybe I’m very good at it. My boyfriend and I give each other gifts if the right gift comes […]
Continue reading »Any person who looks through the dossier of my life will find that from childhood to this day, in papers such as report cards, teacher […]
Continue reading »In most cases, at least a few of my friends participate in Dry January. The last few years have not been like most years. I […]
Continue reading »I don’t think I really know what the term “Year of Champagne” means. I vaguely remember that someone once told me about it, but the […]
Continue reading »When it comes to hand-brewing coffee, the AeroPress is on the more sophisticated side. It doesn’t have the crafty authority of a pourover, the solidity […]
Continue reading »My idea of wisdom is knowing better than judging how someone orders a martini*. This is a deeply personal thing. Among the most classic shaken […]
Continue reading »I will always love the dirty martini. This was my gateway to the wild and wonderful world of gin, and I love any excuse to […]
Continue reading »I hate to brag, but one of the best things about being estranged from most of my family (aside from self-preservation) is that I don’t […]
Continue reading »A little about myself: I love cocktails. I love making them. I love to drink them. I care a lot about them. I mostly show […]
Continue reading »It is difficult for me to prepare warm cocktails. I have an overactive internal oven and hot ethanol tends to come off aggressively. (I even […]
Continue reading »I’m too dumb to understand “analytics”, but I suspect “what wine goes well with turkey?” this time of year is often searched on Google. Pinot […]
Continue reading »Buying a bottle of liquor for someone when you don’t know much about that particular alcohol ranks just below public speaking on the pressure scale. […]
Continue reading »Espresso Martinis are really happy now. I know this not because I am constantly on the pulse of cocktail culture and my social media feeds […]
Continue reading »Today, nine years ago, my partner and I went on a first date. Of course, at that time I did not know that it was […]
Continue reading »Since childhood, I have been drinking Diet Coke. In addition to the stomach-soothing ginger beer or Dr. Pepper (my special occasion diet soda) Diet Coke […]
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Continue reading »It takes me ages to get ready, and I’m chronically late. I don’t like these two facts about me, but they are. It got to […]
Continue reading »With the advent of modern mixology, I understand why many people tend to find cocktails too complex and too difficult to reproduce at home. Between […]
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