This Is Probably the Best Way to Eat a Sandwich.
People tend to have a lot of opinions on how to make a sandwich , but University of Miami football coach Mark Richt is the first person I’ve ever seen to draw a very specific diagram of how to eat it .
Instead of directly answering the question “Is a hot dog a sandwich?” During the Media Days weekend at the Atlantic Coast Conference, Richt instead took the opportunity to outline his ideal strategy for eating 10-slice sandwiches. (Which, as you can clearly see, won’t work with a hot dog.)
The plan starts by cutting the sandwich in half to form triangles, which is honestly the only respectable way to cut a sandwich. Then the two triangles are divided into five parts, the third of which Richt calls the “fillet” of the sandwich. The bites are consumed in a sequential order for maximum enjoyment of the sandwich. It’s worth noting, however, that this diagram only applies to square sandwiches, leaving the subwoofers out in the cold. Perhaps Richt will come up with a supplement.
h / t Food52