These Are All the Names VASCO Might Call You in Starfield (and Some of Them Are Pretty Cute)
Starfield is one of the biggest games of the year and the first new IP from Bethesda Game Studios in 25 years. When its director calls a game ” Skyrim in space “, you know you’re in for a good time.
But it’s not just the interstellar nature of the game that makes it so big and vibrant: true to form, Bethesda has made sure Starfield players feel completely immersed in the game. Part of that immersion comes from your robot friend VASCO, who can actually call you by your real name if it’s in a list of over 1,000 available options.
What names can VASCO call you?
Rock Paper Shotgun has compiled the full list of 1,011 names that Bethesda recorded for VASCO to say out loud. It’s a long list, and there’s a good chance your name is on there. I have a choice between Jake and Jacob, for example, and it’s a nice change of pace since gift shops often don’t have either option for me.
Of course, there are over 1011 names in this world, so it’s possible that yours isn’t in Starfield . For example, the game has Brandon and Braden, but no Brendan, and Laura, but no Lara. However, there are eight iterations of Robert (Rob, Robb, Robert, Roberts, Bob, Bobby, Bobby, Bobby), so at least all the Roberts have a name.
NSFW or other funny Starfield names that can be made to be pronounced VASCO.
While you won’t necessarily be offended that Bethesda left your name off the list, you might be offended when you find out what actually made the list. The company has thrown a number of NSFW, silly, or otherwise funny names into the mix, and they’ve become a real treat. (Can you tell there are Mad Max fans at Bethesda?)
- Ass
- bully
- Bastard
- Tit
- gannet
- Boobs
- Cherry Bomb
- Rooster
- dick
- Dong
- Erectus
- Fuck
- Scumbag
- jerk
- Furiosa
- Huge
- humungus
- Monster
- Dirt
- Nasty
- nipple
- Nuclear
- Nuclear weapon
- orgasmo
- Sex
- sexual
- Slaughter
- gap
- Tit
- titty
- boobs
- Willie
Sorry to all the Brendans, but Bethesda had to make room for six different ways to say “boobs.” However, it will help you to imagine that VASCO calls you Erectus, Orgasmo or Assface.