Child Culture Guide for Adults: What Are These 32 New Emojis?

Summer has come, and living … is somehow strange. People continue to suffer by imitating TikTok, the pop star visited the White House to get the kids to get the damn vaccine already, and everyone on the Internet is learning a lot about wild pigs. This is not the future that science fiction films of the 1970s promised me.

In Politics This Week: The Historic Rodrigo / Biden Summit

When she doesn’t steal riffs from Elvis Costello , 18-year-old pop star Olivia Rodrigo visits heads of state. The singer drove into the White House in a vintage Chanel suit, took to the stage at an official press briefing, received aviator sunglasses from Diamond Joe himself, and even met pop star Anthony Fauci.

Rodrigo was there to record videos encouraging children to get the Rona shot and share them with her 28 million young followers. “It doesn’t matter if you are young and healthy, vaccinations are about protecting yourself, your friends and your family. Let’s get vaccinated! “- said Rodrigo on his twitter .

Twitter user @ Katie88171763 , “mom, aunt and fiance,” replied , “Honestly, I don’t understand why anyone would need to give the vaccine. It is pointless. Even fda didn’t approve, lol.

This week on TikTok Danger

Welcome to another part of my ongoing Never Do What You See Online feature. Please avoid the following means of self-expression:

· Do not cook eggs in the microwave .

Do not whiten your teeth with Mr. Clean .

· Do not put your child on the train tracks to take a cute picture .

· Do not cook steak in a toaster .

· Do not go into the zoo rhino cage or back flip .

This week in music: BTS and Måneskin

The two videos exploded this week are on opposite sides of a youth culture paradigm, embodying pop’s endless push between the transgressive and the down-to-earth. The video on Måneskin “I want to be your slave ” is controversial. This unconditional glorification of sex, perversion, gender nonconformity and dirty rock and / or roll is the latest in a long line of “shock” hits dating back at least to Cab Calloway’s 1932 “Reefer Man” edition.

On the other end of the spectrum, the clean-cut, non-threatening K-Pop boys from BTS showed off the video for their number one hit “Butter ” on Jimmy Fallon’s Tonight Show this week, and the sleek, perfectly written pop song was shocking. nobody, even if there is a rap break in it. It is so catchy that you will get bored of it even before it ends playing, but it will never leave your head. I’d love to see the BTS / Måneskin collab, please. Let’s shake things up, people.

Text Messages This Week: New Smilies Coming Soon

A list of 32 potential new emojis was unveiled in time for World Emoji Day on July 17th (I am planning to attend a small dark ceremony because I hate the commercialization of World Emoji Day). Among the candidates for the title of emoticon star. Finger Pointing At You, Gender Neutral Pregnant, X-ray and ID. Unfortunately, the “screaming man who was eaten by the snakes” did not hit the mark.

Winners will be determined by online voting , so let your vote be heard; democracy is important. The winners of the competition will be available in text boxes around the world on September 14th. At the risk of politicking, I urge you to vote for the “Biting lip” emoticon. I’m too cool to send “eggplants” and then “drops of water”, but I still need to signal when it’s business time.

Viral Video of the Week: True Facts: Wild Pigs

I never thought about how weird and awesome pigs are until I watched the viral video this week’sTrue Truth: Wild Pigs . A short wildlife documentary from ZFrank takes you into the world of pigs, where you will learn all about the terrible teeth of a wild boar, the peculiar mating habits of our pig cousins ​​and how ugly warthogs are that scare cheetahs.

I’ve always advocated total annihilation of nature, and the footage of the demonic / gothic pigs of Indonesia in this video is all I need to make sure I’m on the right side of the issue. Either way, try this while enjoying your ham sandwich.

This Week In Video Games: Netflix Offers Games

Netflix continues its attempts to capture everything by entering the video game space. Netflix plans to offer video games on its streaming service within the next year, according to Bloomberg . The games will appear alongside movies and original Netflix content in a separate section at no additional cost.

What kind of Vija games Netflix is ​​planning remains to be seen, but judging by their original content, I would invest my money in interactive special appearances featuring only funny comedians and amateur niche games that all suck … except for the one you really are. really like.

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