To Prevent Hemorrhoids, Poop in the Dark
“Some people like to be alone, half naked on a throne. It doesn’t work for me personally, because it smells like the poop that just came from me. ” When vlogger Ze Frank sang this song in 2006 , I found his argument compelling: Who wants to spend more time in the toilet? This is the least pleasant place in the house, and sitting on it for too long can cause hemorrhoids and other painful buttock problems . We’re trying to mitigate the trouble, and that’s the problem. Poop walking shouldn’t be so much fun.
I like the comfortable toilet. I recently traveled to Japan to try out Toto models for washing buttocks, heating seats, masking noise, and spraying odors . And like everyone else, I tend to read my phone in the closet. But here’s the problem. We should not treat the toilet as something to be improved, but as something to be cut back. We must focus on getting in and out as quickly as possible. This is why we shouldn’t turn on the lights when we poop.
Wired is a great, albeit challenging, case for pooping in the dark . But behind all the admiration for pooping, like our ancestors, there is a simple argument: if you poop in the dark, you’re less likely to linger. If you don’t linger, you won’t read your phone, and you won’t have as many hemorrhoids or anal tears. And you will spend most of your life outside the closet.
Of course, you can see your phone in the dark – hopefully you can see it so brightly that you put it back in your pocket. You will still have to work on this self-control and ideally leave the phone completely outside the closet . So much the better that you get out of there as soon as possible.