How to Give a Lazy Blowjob
In honor of Wicked Week, I’m here to teach you how to give a lazy blowjob. First, some caveats: penises are cool, blowjobs are fun, and it’s important to be as generous and generous with your partner as you would like them to be with you. But sometimes it’s late, you’re tired, and you just want to untie your partner effortlessly. Here are some ways to get a great blow job in a lazy way.
Ask your partner to masturbate for you
If you want to speed up the process, ask your partner to masturbate for you. The further they move on the path to orgasm, the less work you have. Most people don’t masturbate in front of each other, so being new to it can work in your favor as well. You will have an incredibly exciting and erotic experience instead of asking your partner, “Can you hurry up?”
Lie on your back
The most common blowjob position is a partner with a penis on her back and a partner who gives a blowjob, kneels and hovers over the penis. This is a difficult pose that quickly becomes uncomfortable. Instead, try lying on your back and have your partner straddle your face. Tell your partner to stay put and let you do the job. Again, novelty is good for you here. Many people don’t do this pose, so your partner will be interested in it.
If you truly trust your partner and understand each other’s boundaries well, you can increase your laziness by asking your partner to stick it in your mouth. You will have to do even less work, and they will have even more fun. But it’s easy to activate the gag reflex, so again, it’s important that you only do this with a trusted partner.
Or try to sit down
Sit back on a chair, sofa, or sit on the bed with your back against the headboard. Ask your partner to stand or kneel in front of you while riding you. You can feel comfortable while your partner does most of the work by staying put.
Use your hands
Your hands are your best friends for any blow job, lazy or energetic. I am always amazed at how many people think that a blow job should only touch the mouth. If you rely too much on your mouth, you will get tired pretty quickly. Your jaw will start to ache and your tongue will get tired. If you are trying to push your penis deep into your throat, you may also experience a gag reflex.
Your hands are an integral part of a great blowjob and work together with your mouth. Your hands provide firmness, pressure and a hug, while your mouth provides moisture and softness. When you’re doing a lazy blowjob, your hands take over most of the work. You need to place your hands on the shaft of the penis while your mouth is focused on the glans. Here’s the basic technique: Place your hand around the shaft of the penis, forming a loose fist. Bring your lips to the top of a fist so they are essentially kissing your thumb and forefinger. Move your mouth and hand up and down the bar together, as if they were glued together.
Use a toy
Another way to speed up your blowjob is to use a toy. Let the motor take over some of the work for you. The best tool for the job is a vibrating cock ring like the JeJoue Mio. These toys are designed to be worn at the base of the penis. Vibrating cock rings contain a small vibrator. A little extra vibration at the base of the penis can be very pleasant for many men.
Go to the back door
Turn on anal play. Before you ask – yes, heterosexual men can enjoy anal play while staying straight as an arrow. The taboo on anal play is slowly but surely decreasing, which is great, since the anus is a source of great pleasure for all genders. A little extra anal stimulation can speed up your partner’s orgasm.
As with any sexual activity, if you want to try anal play, it is important to get your partner’s consent first. If your partner seems shy or squeamish, let him know that you are excited about taking the backdoor. (Don’t mention that part of your motivation is your laziness!)
When the time is right, apply some lubricant to the index finger of your non-dominant hand. The anus does not self-lubricate, so additional lubrication is needed. Silicone based lubricants such as Pjur Original are generally best suited for anal play. When your dominant hand and mouth are pressing against the penis, slide your non-dominant hand towards your partner’s ass and gently press your fingertip against his anus. This alone can be enough to confuse a lot of people. If your partner feels like he wants more, slowly and gently press your fingertip against his rectum. You can leave it inserted or slide and slide it out.
Be tease
Finally, if your partner can usually orgasm from a blowjob (not all!), Here’s another evil trick to try: start it, but don’t stop it. Tell your partner, “This is all you have at the moment.” You can tell them that you will finish the work later, or you can be really angry and tell them that they have to do something for you to get you to finish. Just don’t let the force hit you too hard in the head!