Here’s Your Union State Booze Game
The state of the Union seems to be an unnecessary relic of a bygone era, when there was a certain distance between American society and its representatives, when people did not know, for example, that the president paid off a porn star, he was having an affair. s, or that we could figure out his political priorities by including Fox News. Who wants to listen to the president’s chatter for an hour when we can just flip through his Twitter feed?
Nonetheless, the SOTU appeal remains an annual exercise for politicians who try to outsmart each other and see which American citizens they can use as a foothold for weary political stunts.
With all that in mind, we thought that if you do decide to take a look, you might need a drink.
Would it be any more fun than last year’s American Carnage inspirational speech? Buckle up, let’s go.
Have a drink when:
- Melania tries to smile, but to no avail
- Trump Says Awesome, Trust Me or No Collusion
- Chuck Schumer frowns
- Trump refers to “China”, “the wall” or “radical Islamic terrorism.”
- Vice President Mike Pence claps his hands
- Trump mispronounces infrastructure
- Trump tries to drink water
Take a photo when:
- Some of the spectators wear a MAGA hat
- Trump openly insults world leader
- Trump talks about “biggest tax cut in history”
- Trump supports conspiracy theory
- Paul Ryan grimaces
Finish your drink when:
- Trump spoke about the size of the crowd at the inauguration
- Democrat boo
- Trump leaves off script
- Twitter expert called Trump “presidential”
- Republicans give Trump a standing ovation
- You must call your representative
Donate to the Planned Parenthood Program when:
- Trump remembers Hillary