Fill the Void Inside With Complimentary Breakfast Bacon for an Entire Month
Introduced in 2007 during the heady days when the internet was obsessed with salty, jerky meat (and with a name heralding the “hello kids,” tone that would define his Twitter feed ), Wendy’s Baconator somehow managed to endure more ten years, despite striving for a healthier fast food menu and the disruptive ubiquitous presence of bacon in our culture . Probably because people are still very fond of bacon. Earlier this year, the chain even introduced a breakfast sandwich option in case you want to start your day with “Whoops, All Bacon!” experience. And if you do, you can get one of the sandwiches for free every day from today until December 27th.
To get a free sandwich (which is actually free with purchase only), you must place an order using Wendy’s app, which includes a breakfast baconator and any other item. There is no minimum purchase threshold, so even just a drink will do. If you prefer to place orders at the counter, you can also show the offer QR code to the cashier, but you still need to download the app to access it. Full terms are available in the app, available for iOS and Android. So what exactly is a breakfast baconator? I’m glad you asked. According to Wendy , it is “a combination of a freshly cracked egg, 6 strips of Applewood smoked bacon, one square breakfast sausage patty and two slices of American cheese topped with Swiss cheese sauce between two premium buns.” If you ask me, it sounds like an awful lot of crap to pile on a sandwich before 10:30, but I’m not saying I wouldn’t want to ruin my day by eating one. Deep regret will inevitably follow, but if you live your life just to avoid regret, you might as well give up fast food altogether. Is it really alive?