These Are Walmart’s Best Early Black Friday Vacuum Cleaner Deals
Mega-retailer Walmart is ringing in Black Friday earlier this year with great deals on vacuum cleaners, including some serious savings on my personal favorite: the laser-equipped Dyson V12 Detect Slim.
Walmart’s first Black Friday deals are available today, November 9th. Below are some of the outstanding floor cleaning devices available during the sale.
Dyson V12 Detect Slim Absolute Cordless Vacuum: $399.99 (was $649.99)
If you want to get serious about removing dust from carpets and hardwood floors, you need to go high-tech. The Dyson V12 Detect Slim is a cordless vacuum cleaner with a laser on one of its cleaning heads that illuminates previously invisible debris and then sucks it up into an alternate universe. But that’s not the only use of advanced technology in this baby. It also optimizes power and runtime based on the debris collected and reports it all on the built-in LCD screen, turning your cleaning time into an episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation . Long, tangled hair is Borg-like compared to other vacuum cleaner heads, but Dyson’s Motorbar cleaning head features hair removal blades that sweep long hair and pet hair off the brush bar, just like the Starship Enterprise.
It’s insanely inexpensive. This vacuum usually sells for $649.99, but the Black Friday price is only $399.99. This is what the Klingons call a tlhong , a transaction. This deal is only available online.
Hoover Wind Tunnel XL Bagless Pet Upright Vacuum: $68.00 (was $169.99)
Perhaps $400 for a vacuum cleaner is too much for you. This is great. There are inexpensive options. Like the Hoover XL Wind Tunnel . It doesn’t have a laser, but it will clean your carpets and costs less than lunch at a decent restaurant. The XL wind tunnel features a multi-cyclone filtration system, wind tunnel technology that “creates suction channels to lift and remove surface debris and deep-seated dirt,” and five-position height adjustment. But perhaps he’s most notable for what he doesn’t have: a bag. According to the advertising copy, “Large capacity dirt bin with XL bottom outlet means less time emptying and more time enjoying a clean home.”
Hoover PowerDash Pet Compact Carpet Cleaner: $69.00 (was $129.99).
If you have a pet, you should also have a Hoover PowerDash . This floor and carpet cleaner will take one look at the mess your pet leaves behind and laugh because that mess will be gone in sixty seconds. It features the PowerSpin Pet Brush Roll, designed for cleaning high-traffic areas and small spaces. It’s light and maneuverable enough to clean under furniture, and features HeatForce technology to dry any space even faster. Plus, it’s ridiculously inexpensive at just $69. Good.
Shark Cordless Pro IZ540H Vacuum Cleaner: $198 (was $399)
Sometimes you can’t see the dirt on your carpets, but trust me, it’s there , waiting and plotting—until you pull the Shark . This stick vacuum uses Clean Sense IQ technology to detect dirt you can’t even see and automatically increases power by up to 50% to suck it up with HyperVelocity accelerated suction. Its PowerFin Plus roller touches the floor directly, giving hardwood a polished look, and you can detach the main unit from the stick and use it as a handheld vacuum. It features a HEPA filter, a removable battery that lasts up to 40 minutes, and an LCD screen to help you keep track of all your cleaning. Do you even deserve a vacuum of such splendor? I think yes. You are very good.
Tineco iFLOOR 3 Cordless Wet/Dry Vacuum and Hard Floor Cleaner: $199.95 (was $299.99)
Just as Apple’s iPhone once ushered the world of technology into the 21st century, Tineco’s iFLOOR 3 promises to take you into the future of housework with a combination of wet and dry cleaning. As a vacuum cleaner, it provides 150W of suction power. As a mop, it uses dual-tank technology to separate clean and dirty water (the only kind of separation I support) to remove even the toughest stains. It filters the air so you can literally breathe clean. iFLOOR 3 features a built-in LED display, low-noise design so neighbors won’t complain, and a rechargeable battery for up to 25 minutes of continuous cleaning. Will this provide the missing piece in your life to finally bring you satisfaction? Yes, it will.
The vacuum cleaners above are just my picks for the best Walmart vacuum cleaners for Black Friday. There are other vacuum cleaners on sale, as well as plenty of other household items, so check out Walmart’s website for more deals than you can afford.