12 of the Most Stupid Rituals and Traditions of the British Royal Family
I’m Irish American, so I have to despise the British monarchy on both sides of the hyphen. I’ve been indifferent all my life… that is, until Queen Elizabeth II died and the incessant reports that the queen is dead showed what fucking freaks the royal family is. Now I’m obsessed .
I am fascinated by every weird detail of the ridiculous life of the royal family, from their magic stone to their royal sexy chairs, unicorn horns, and ridiculously lavish lifestyle. Below are just 12 of the approximately eight billion strange customs, details and rituals associated with the death and life of the British monarchy.
(Don’t get too mad at me if you like royalty. I get it – the king and queen are the mascots of a dying empire, like Gritty is Philadelphia’s – but you have to admit, royals are pretty weird. .)