10 Useless, Legal Food for Parents Who’ve Been Lied To
An alternate title for this post was “The 10 Best Simple (Lazy) Moms”. But considering how any insinuations, even joking ones, about how moms are lazy because, hello , the mental work that we do during sleep, to figure out how we are going to get baby 1 to football and back, to While Kids 2 and 3 have a piano, basketball, a giant hole in their sneakers, and constant breakage from “elbow pain” – we went for it instead. (Plus, dads do a lot – we see you! – and they deserve easy meal ideas, too.)
It’s smart, not lazy, if we don’t have the ability to create culinary masterpieces every fucking night, don’t you think? So, raise your hand if you are not a house god or goddess who plans food in advance and always knows what is for dinner. All of you who stare into the abyss of your refrigerator every night at five o’clock and whisper softly, “ Fuck! “… We caught you.
Here, I bequeathed to you 10 of the easiest and fastest healthy eating recipes I know (other than hot dogs, DoorDash or just eating cheese, which I also find acceptable). And listen: this is not just another “Light meal on weekdays!” article with deconstructed pear pork chops. No ma’am, we know you better than that.