Adult’s Guide to Childhood Culture: Why DaBaby Was Canceled?
Cancellation culture is such a big issue in my life, and the victims of the cancellation culture this week are DaBaby, Reddit’s worst anti-feminists and drunken airplane passengers playing golf.
Culture War This Week: DaBaby Disappeared from Summer Festivals
At this week’s Lollapalooza festival in Chicago, DaBaby served as chief executive after stepping down as headliner in response to homophobic remarks made at a recent concert in Miami.
Apparently, telling the crowd: “If you didn’t come today with HIV, AIDS, any of these deadly sexually transmitted diseases that will make you die in two or three weeks, then pick up your cell phone” and “Guys, if you don’t suck a dick in the parking lot, turn up your cell phone light ”is enough to get you canceled from Lollapalooza, as well as the upcoming Governors Ball, Parklife, Day N Vegas, Austin City Limit and iHeartRadio Music festivals. Who knew? Not DaBaby.
However, DaBaby still has a chance. According to Billboard, DaBaby management has pledged that the rapper will film an apology video to be shown before his performance, so hopefully (for DaBaby fans, anyway) that will be enough to get the whole damper to bed and DaBaby can return to work. his thing is DaBaby.
Follow-up: do not freeze and do not eat honey.
Remember the innocent days of the week ago ? When did we all run around and eat frozen honey without worries? Well, the golden age is over. The so-called “medical professionals” killed the fun by pointing out that stuffing our face with honey can be a bad idea, especially for one in three of us with fructose food intolerances.
“Using [honey] to get a lot of subscribers and a lot of attention and to have it in excessive amounts is crazy,” Christine Kirkpatrick, a nutritionist at the Cleveland Clinic, told NBC . “I don’t see a huge risk in the short term for a person suffering from fructose malabsorption other than what they are going to experience, which is horrendous diarrhea, stomach pain and the like.”
Hey Nutritionist Christine Kirkpatrick: You are not my boss. I will continue to eat honey in liters and to hell with the consequences. (I’ll spare you the details of my frequent and violent bathroom trips.)
In Music This Week: Billie Eilish Releases New Video
Nineteen-year-old superstar Billie Eilish released a classic track this week.Happier Than Ever builds on a minimalist 1920s-style intro to a raw, screaming hymn of defiance and grief. As many commentators have pointed out, this is a goosebump bait song that starts out slowly and then flops. (This is what kids say about music these days — that it “spanks.”) Don’t take my word for weakness; listen yourself. It might even be a better song than The Captain and Tenneile’s 1976 “Muskrat Love”.
This Week in Culture War 2: Reddit Bans MGTOW
The all-encompassing internet site Reddit has banned its Men Go Their Own Path subreddit. r / MGTOW has posted over 100,000 posters on the idea that men should distance themselves from women because feminism is bad. In other words, it was full of people that you slowly drift away from at cocktail parties.
“Reddit’s policy explicitly prohibits content that incites violence or promotes hate based on identity or vulnerability,” a Reddit spokesperson said. “The subreddit in question has been blocked by this policy.”
It took Reddit just 10 years of complaints about the misogynistic message board to take action, finally freeing its members to go on some other internet shit themselves.
Streaming This Week: First Look at Amazon’s The Lord of the Rings
If you’ve dreamed of seeing Turin Turambar’s exile in Doriath, you only need to wait until September 2022 to see Amazon’s upcoming Lord of the Rings episode. The series, which has not yet received a title, is based on Tolkien’s posthumously published Silmarillion (as opposed to his books, which people have actually read), and takes place in the Second Age of Middle-earth, thousands of years before the events of The Hobbit and the Lord of the Earth. Rings .
“As Bilbo says, ‘I now think I’m quite ready to go on a different journey,’” executive producers JD Payne and Patrick McKay said in a statement that eerily mimics the way humans actually talk on Earth. “Living and breathing Middle-earth all these months has been an adventure of a lifetime,” added the couple, presumably in perfect agreement. If you’d like to take a look at the first image in the series, all you need to do is click here .
Viral Video of the Week: Drunk Bully Glued to Airliner Chair
Passenger Maxwell Wilkinson Berry hit the Internet this week for the worst reasons. Berry, 22, flew from Philadelphia to Miami, got drunk, groped for two flight attendants, hit the dude and yelled, “My parents have two million dollars.” Then thevideowent viral .
Berry, a shocking golf dude from the fraternity, was so out of control that the flight crew had to pin him to the spot while the other passengers applauded. Then the Frontier Airline staff taped his mouth with duct tape so the world wouldn’t know how much money his grandfather had in mutual funds. Fortunately, afellow traveler has recorded it all on tape , so you can enjoy it too.
After his release from prison, Berry responded with the greatest tweets in Internet history: “This will forever be the most inhuman experience in my entire life. Many people laughed and made fun of me when I was mistreated by the employees of the PROFESSIONAL airline. Just to make things worthwhile, it went viral on the internet and will never go away. And “Can anyone say what the hell is funny about being duct tape taped to an airplane seat?” How much time do you have, Max?