Briing – Boogie’s New Way to Get High From MDMA

Some middle-class moms trade their wine glasses for cheese platters of drugs. According to Metro , “brie” is the practice of wrapping MDMA (also known as “Molly”) in a piece of cheese, eating it, and getting high with Carol from the book club.

From a culinary point of view, this makes sense. MDMA tastes really terrible – at least I’ve heard – and the cheese is really delicious. Fat is very adept at hiding other flavors, so a nice, creamy, smelly chunk of brie is a pretty clever delivery system. I would, however, not recommend buying a lot of cheese, as once Molly is up and running you won’t even care a little about the food. (At least I’ve heard.)

While MDMA has shown itself to be promising in terms of treating PTSD , these women are using it to forge stronger and deeper bonds in their groups of friends. In an interview with Metro, one woman explained that her “dinner parties” (what?) Are just not happy anymore:

“I have a strong circle of friends and we tried all the latest fads, fancy food and dinner parties, but something was missing,” she told Metro. “We didn’t seem to laugh as much as when we were younger, it seemed like there were always barriers between us.”

MDMA definitely takes the conversation into deeper and more intense areas – this woman ended up having a very funny conversation about sexual fantasies! but “grieving” may not be the best choice for the newly divorced, widowed, or other heartbroken. This fall can kick your ass, especially if you live alone. One single woman told Metro that although she relaxed a bit over the weekend, she “still felt incredibly sad on Tuesday night after taking it,” which I find incredibly uncomfortable.

Plus, since MDMA is illegal, you always run the risk of taking something that isn’t actually MDMA, so be careful and maybe wrap this cheese around a magic mushroom that I’ve heard tastes terrible. Even if you still run the risk of losing your shit on mushrooms , at least you can visually determine that it is actually a mushroom and not methamphetamine.

Briing Is The New Cheese And MDMA Craze Tasting Middle-Class Women | Metro

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