Name a Cockroach After This Valentine’s Ex
They say true love never dies, but the same can be said for cockroaches. In fact, if a persistent petty grievance took bodily form, it would most likely take the form of a cockroach, so it makes sense to name it after your ex on this Valentine’s Day.
It can be silly and spiteful, but Valentine’s Day happens too (depending on your circumstances) and you have to do what you like, baby. If naming a cockroach after someone who hurt your heart sounds like a laxative, you can do it in two ways. If you’re happy that your ex- cockroach lives behind the pond, you can name a British cockroach at the Hemsley Conservation Center for £ 1.50 (about two dollars) and whatever name you choose will appear on the “roach board “At the cockroach. frame. You will also receive a certificate that (confusingly) will not have the cockroach’s name written on it, but it will give you entrance to the winter garden to see its former group of beetles if you ever find yourself in the area.
If you want everything to be okay, you can name a freaky Madagascar hissing cockroach at the Bronx Zoo for $ 15, which seems cool, but at least this (digital) certificate will list the name you choose. Oddly enough, the Bronx Zoo suggests naming a cockroach after someone you’re deeply in love with, which is a bold move. (As someone whose mother once bought a few of these for us to keep as “science pets,” I feel pretty confident when I say that hissing cockroaches don’t evoke warm feelings.) The Bronx Zoo also offers add-ons such as like cockroaches. themed beanies, enamel pins and mugs if you really want to dive into the theme.
You Can Name A Cockroach After An Ex On Valentine’s Day And It Will Cost Just $ 2 | INSIDER