These Video Games Will Let You Pet Dogs

As our partner site Kotaku explained, all video games should allow you to pet animals . Unfortunately, many games have dogs, but there is no way to pet them. Until Congress meets and outlaws this oversight, will create a new Can You Pet the Dog? Twitter account . , will tell you in which games you can and cannot pet a dog. And it has pictures on it.

This account (which has over 18,100 followers in just two days and 12 very popular tweets) is especially useful if you’re trying to play video games in dad mode while avoiding violence while playing in front of your kids. Pet dog games include Red Dead Redemption 2 , Assassin’s Creed III , The Last of Us, and Final Fantasy VIII .

Rules of the game “Can I pet a dog?” simple. According to the account biography, “Confirmation requires a manual button press, resulting in a visual representation of a weasel.” There is no information on how to submit your own, but you could probably @ -post them with your own and hopefully retweet them.

The Internet is such a terrible place that the words “garbage fire” have become a cliché. However, it still has clean and helpful people telling us where we can pet more dogs.

Currently there is no “Can I pet a cat?” Check.

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