How to Pretend You’re Not High
It happens to the best of us *: you get high, thinking you have enough time to get down before ordinary life invades. And then you remember that dentist visit that cannot be canceled. Or your mom calls and reminds you that today is your uncle’s funeral. The interim agency informs you that you just had a profitable show and it will start in an hour. HOLLYWOOD calls, you’re going to be a STAR, but first you need to find your pants and get into the limo that is idling outside. What are you going to do?!
You will pretend to be sober **, this is what you will do and we are here to show you how to do it. Grab a Visine, pour yourself an iced coffee, and get ready to put your acting skills to the test. Everything will be fine.
* well, maybe not the best of us.
** Note: pretending to be sober doesn’t mean being sober – so don’t drive, Tex.