How to Make Alexa Angry, Rude, or a Little Feisty
Of course, Amazon’s Alexa voice assistant can do a lot of useful things: control smart lights, tell you the weather forecast, make online purchases on your behalf. But she can also show a little “personality” from time to time if you know how to bring it out in her. Here’s how to make Alexa act mean, rude, or at least a little meaner than usual.
How to make Alexa angry
If you need to make an aggressive statement, you can program Alexa to do it all for you. Open the Alexa app and select the “More” tab in the bottom right corner; tap Chat, then select the Announce icon (the one with the megaphone). Then type or speak the angry announcement you want Alexa to deliver. You can also add sounds such as farts, dinner bells, or trumpets; When you’re done, tap the arrow icon to send the announcement to your Echo speakers.
How to Create Your Own Angry Replies for Alexa
You can also use routines to make Alexa react angrily to certain commands. To create your own angry response, open the Alexa app and select the More tab . Select “Programs” and click the “+” icon in the top right corner to create a new program.
Enter a name for your angry routine, such as “get angry.” Then tap When This Happens , select a voice option, then enter the phrase you want to say to Alexa to trigger an angry response. Click Add an Action , select Alexa Says, and select Customize . From there you can enter the answer you want. You can use curse words, but Alexa will spit them out. You can try to get around this by using alternate spellings that sound similar to swear words. Finally, select Next and then Save .
How to turn on teenage daughter mode
If you want to see what it’s like to be an angsty teenager, you can turn Alexa into a teenager with Teen Daughter mode. Say, “Alexa, turn on your teenage daughter.” Alexa will tell you that Teen Daughter mode contains mature content and ask if you want to continue. Now, when you ask Alexa something like, “How is school?” or tell her “Go to bed,” the voice assistant will respond by saying something like “school sucks.” If you want to turn off the mode, say “Cancel” or stop talking.
How to make Alexa fart or burp
Alexa is also capable of causing (virtual) flatulence. Say “Alexa, burp” or “Alexa, fart” and you will hear the sound of a burp or fart. You can also ask for specific types of farts or burps, such as “wet farts” or “silent but deadly farts.” To stop Alexa’s flatulence, say “Alexa, cancel” or stop talking to her.
How to Get a Feisty Answer from Alexa
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Say, “Alexa, roast me,” and Alexa will respond with an insult. (Almost all of Alexa’s insults are pure and directed at the entire family, as long as there are children within earshot.)
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Say, “Alexa, make me a sandwich,” and the assistant will respond, “Okay, you’re a sandwich.”
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Say, “Alexa, say a bad word,” and she’ll simply respond, “I’d rather not say anything mean.”
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When you say , “Alexa, can you give me some money?” she will tell you either “I am not a bank” or “No pockets, no wallet.”
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Say, “Alexa, of course you can’t be serious,” and one of the responses Alexa will give you is, “I’m serious, and don’t call me Shirley.”
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Ask: “Alexa, how much do you weigh?” and Alexa usually responds: “I’m as weightless as a cloud. Wait, clouds actually weigh a lot, so that’s not entirely true. Let’s just say I’m more cocky than mass.”
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If you tell the voice assistant, “Alexa, I have 99 problems,” it will immediately say, “… but it’s not a glitch.”
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Ask: “Alexa, do you have any pets?” and Alexa will respond, “I don’t have pets. I’ve had a few mistakes before, but they were constantly being pushed back.”
You can also ask: “Alexa, tell me a dirty joke” or “Alexa, say a bad word.”