A Child Culture Guide for Disconnected Adults: Why Is Everyone ‘Serving the Fuck’ on Social Media?

This week’s 40,000 foot roundup of youth includes new slang (which is probably out of date because I know about it), bad behavior in Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom , and a pop icon standing up for a fan .

New slang explained: Rizz, wokefishing and cunt serving.

Let’s take a look at the new slang kids are using. But before we do that, if you’re over 30, you must swear that you won’t use any of those words in conversation – show some self-respect. The only exception is if you are trying to embarrass your children.

Rizz : A shortened form of the word “charisma”, “rizz” means to be charming, suave, and likeable. Usually used in relation to a romantic partner. If you add “up”, it can also be used as a verb meaning to charm. Example: “I’m going to fuck girls on Roblox.”

Helpful : I’m sure you know what the word “helpful” means, but the use of the word has become extremely popular among young people over the past few years as a way of describing anything that is good, normal, positive, and/or sincere. “It’s so helpful!” one can tell by watching a mother swing her child on a swing or an elderly couple hugging.

Wokefishing : Wokefishing combines “woke” and “catfishing” to describe an unhealthy dating strategy that feigns social conscience in order to get laid. Wokefishing shows up at the women’s march wearing a pink hat just because you heard there will be a lot of chicks. Like any “strategy of sex”, wake fishing has always existed; just a new name.

Cleavage Sex : We used to call it “titfuck”.

Cunt Service : Despite our history of using the word “with” as an insult, “Cunt Service” is a celebratory phrase meaning “to be strong in an uncompromising and feminine manner.”

Examples of cunt service include Martha Stewart posing on the cover of Sports Illustrated in bikini at the age of 80, Sharon Stone in Basic Instinct and The Quick and the Dead , and everything The Runaways has ever recorded. Although it refers to the female style of ass kicking, either gender can serve as a cunt.

The phrase as it is currently used grew out of the drag community and has since become a meme of the moment when online people (especially on Twitter) ask how to serve a cunt in various ways and commentators come. with an answer. Examples:

• How do you serve a pussy in a dramatic way ?
• How do you serve a hoodoo cunt?
• How do you serve cunt in a way that creates value for shareholders?

Is “weird walks” destined to become a summer fitness trend?

TikTok fitness trends are usually questionable, but I fully support the “weird walks” idea. Created by TikToker leuvenzoekt , a weird walk is when you get out and walk until you find something out of the ordinary or weird. This may be a stuffed animal holding a tablet , a pagan ritual , or a giant peanut man . Once you notice something weird, you can put a stop to it and trudge home, or make a video of your find and post it on TikTok, where the strange walks hashtag has over 7 million views. I like this trend because it takes away the “seriousness” (and boredom) of going out and exercising. It turns a walk into a small adventure – a quest with a victory condition – and makes people think, notice and live. The world needs more weird walks, and I would go for one right now, but I need to torment the Koroks.

Torture of the Koroks in The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom

Just like any other gamer, I dusted off my Nintendo Switch this week to play The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom . The epic open-world adventure game has earned rave praise from gamers and critics alike for its physics-based sandbox puzzles, perfectly tuned gameplay, and the fact that it’s the new fucking Zelda game .

The Create Anything system in Tears of the Kingdom allows players to not only invent unique solutions to in-game problems, but also show off the cool and weird things they come up with . For example, this working mech , this fighter jet , many combat vehicles and even more penises .

But many gamers use the game’s physics and machines to torment Korok in innovative ways. For example, crucify them , burn them at the stake and force them to reproduce the events of September 11th . I usually condemn mindless cruelty, but in the case of koroks and their maddening puzzles, I make an exception. They deserve all of this.

Viral video of the week: Taylor Swift vs random. security guard

Everyone is sharing this week a video of Taylor Swift standing up for one of her fans during a stop in Philadelphia on her Eras Tour. On the show, the security guard was aggressive towards some swifts, and Taylor, without missing the note “Bad Blood”, began to serve the cunt from the stage, telling the guard: “She’s fine”, “Hey, stop!” and “she didn’t do anything!”

Video of the confrontation went viral, and a security guard swearing sound clip went viral on TikTok, with fans filming parody videos by singing along to the lip-sync and chanting the Swiftian “Hey Stop!” energy in moments of your life. Reportedly, fan Kelly Inglis Kelly was actually only dancing. The security guard was reportedly escorted out of the building after the incident. I predict that Taylor Swift will never perform this song again without the overjoyed fans adding, “She didn’t do anything!” Part.