13 Things Only Assholes Say, According to Reddit
From dire bosses to nightmarish roommates, we’ve all come across a fair amount of assholes in our lives. I’m not talking about you, of course. I’m sure you are a fantastic person. You always tip at least 20% and never yell at anyone in traffic. However, aren’t you curious if some of your words might be considered wacky by other people? Because I personally take the radical position that no matter your age, gender, or background, you’ve probably been an asshole at least once in your life. So, I went through this r / AskReddit thread to find master phrases, which are usually a sure sign that the speaker is acting like a complete jerk, just to confirm to myself that I never say any of them. You too … right?