The Best Way to Teach a Child to Wipe Their Butt
Precisely and thoroughly rubbing the buttocks is a skill that every child – who can – must master before becoming an adult (even better before going to kindergarten, I suppose the teachers will tell you). But showing them how to do this is also a private matter, and many are ready to go further in order to be considered good parents.
But one teacher came up with a brilliant way to teach a seemingly whole class of toddlers how to clean properly – with two balloons and some TP.
I will now describe her technique for you, but I insist that you also go to Reddit to get the full visualization . She ties two inflated balloons next to each other on the back of a chair (she chose red balloons, but any color will work). She sits down, places a tissue or a piece of toilet paper in her right hand, and demonstrates the classic rubbing between two inflated balloons that most convincingly look like buttocks.
After wiping, you see her start to fold the napkin in half, so I think it’s safe to assume that she’s showing these newbies how you can use one piece of toilet paper for multiple napkins, reducing the chances of heavy TP- overuse that leads clogging toilets.
The video also shows how these children are mesmerized by her performance. They have their own balloons tied to their practice chairs, so I suppose they are especially looking forward to the next part – they will try it themselves.
I approve of this fun (but practical!) Lesson on wiping your buttocks.