A Selection of Proven Amazon Videos of Yule Magazine
I love logs, but I’m not a fan of the fireplace.
The fireplace needs maintenance. In addition, you should worry about carbon monoxide poisoning, embers that can pop out and set you on fire at any time, and animals that fall and end up in your chimney. (I’m not 100% sure how fireplaces work.) So if I want my living room to be cozy on Christmas morning, I’ll just turn on the TV, light up the Roku (I don’t understand how Roku works) and select Yule Log option in Amazon Instant Video. (Note: I chose Amazon Instant Video because I have Prime and because the Youtube channel refuses to work on my Roku. This is the most emergency option.)
However, not all yule logs are created equal. That’s why I’ve reviewed a selection of the best. For you. Everything for you.
Holiday Family Favorites: The Yule Log
It would be a good choice if it weren’t for the periodic flashes, as if someone’s mom was photographing a beautiful fire. You don’t need a flash for that, Mom. In addition, the crackling is too sharp and persistent. Calm down, yule log.
Christmas Yule Log 8 Hours of Crackling Fire – Natural Scenery
The magazine’s Christmas vault is a solid, uninteresting option. I already missed the warmth of Holiday Family Favorites. A slight crackle made up for the low roar of the fireplace. Sometimes it sounds like someone is opening the bubble wrap, which may or may not be a plus for you.
Ultimate Yule Journal: The Light of Christmas
If you’re not ready to offer the best, call yule magazine “absolute” – it will really fail for you. And this is not. The hearth was blackened with soot, the fire was average at best … and even worse, the music. Don’t play me Bell Tower, Ultimate Yule Log. I prefer to go somewhere looking for music.
Fireplace for Your Home: Christmas Music Edition
This is a wonderful, living fire – of course, extinguished by music. In their defense, the title was warning enough of what I was getting myself into.
Yule log
The Yule log, on the other hand, knows what’s what. The Yule Log has come here to tell you what the Yule Log is. This is the Yule Log: no more, no less. The logs have an intriguing wigwam-like structure and don’t, as you call it, hold the logs in the fireplace. Anyway, fire is the perfect combination of crackling and hum, and I felt more comfortable just watching. Yule log!
Festive yule log
Following the humble Yule Log comes the Festive Yule Log, which is not there. The Holiday Yule Log seems to exist in an inky void. And from the void, oddly enough, it seems that … a person is courting fire. “Everyone knows that the best part of yule magazine is when the firefighter adds new logs or pierces existing ones,” reads the description. I did not know that. I thought the best part was when you enjoy the fire without wondering where disembodied poker came from and what it was going to do next.
Christmas Yule Log – Landscapes
This I a little worried as the description says that it is “John Light.” Fortunately, John never showed up. Instead, you’ll end up with a healthy fire flavored with just the right amount of crackle. However, I could not shake the thought that John was there. This John is always watching all of us.
Fantasy Fireplace: Christmas Edition
By fantasy, they mean fake. Everything is digital here: fire, fireplace, stockings by the fireplace, wrapped gifts, a tree in the foreground. It’s terrible and never worth looking at.
Yule log Christmas fireplace 10 o’clock
This one is creepy as hell. Firstly, I am quite sure, but not 100% sure, that this is not a real fire. If Sinister Valley can exist for the Yule logs, we are right about it. Secondly, the fire is concentrated inside a nondescript fireplace, which takes up most of the frame. Nobody cares about your stupid fireplace, Rex Dormis. (Rex is listed as the star of this whirligig log, so I assume he is the owner of the fireplace. Right? Or is he living among a fake fire? I don’t know anything else.)