Gifts for the Person in Your Life Who Is in Desperate Need of Improvement

Let’s face it, there are people in your life who need to adjust in different ways. Maybe they’re not getting enough output. Maybe they turn off too much . Maybe they can never hang out because they have too much hangover. Maybe they can never hang out because their cat, Mr. Snuffles, is afraid of separation. Maybe they never want to hang out because you’re an intolerable niggle who constantly tells them how much they need to get better? Not! This clearly has nothing to do with you. You are perfect.

In the spirit of just being here to help , here is a selection of products, each selected to improve even the most reluctant person in your life. Even if they get a little offended, they can’t deny that you have great taste.

Martha Stewart’s Guide to Housekeeping

This is a stunning 752-page hardcover masterpiece dedicated to cleaning and caring for anything you can imagine in your home needing cleaning and maintenance. It is the perfect gift for a new homeowner or anyone in need of cleaning. The very depth and breadth of information in this book takes it far beyond your main title, “Here’s How Not to Be Sloppy,” so the likelihood of offending someone with this gift … is relatively small. We are not going to say that this is impossible.

Herbivore Detox Bath Salts

You seem to be saying, “You work too hard. You deserve a little of your time. ” What you are actually saying is, “You’re always doing God knows what, and I suspect you are taking hard drugs. Here, go to the bath with this for a few hours. “

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Lumo Lift Posture Trainer

It’s a nifty little device that hums nicely when you slouch, so maybe you’ll stand up straight for once. Which? We’re just talking.

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Marvis Mint Whitening Toothpaste

Would you gift-wrap a tube of Colgate for your loved one? No, because you are not a gaudy monster . However, this thing is a fancy toothpaste that no one will buy for themselves, because for some reason it seems too lenient. Look at this packaging! So what if you’re also sending a subtle hint of a person’s oral hygiene habits?

Deodorant Dr. Hauschka Rose Deodorant

Speaking of hygiene, it’s a delicate way of saying to your loved one, “I want your armpits to smell like crushed rose petals. And not what they usually smell like. It doesn’t matter what I mean – did I mention that this quality product is free of aluminum? Only the best for you, my dear.

The Elements of Wit: Mastering the Art of Being Interesting

It sounds like a self-help book for chronically boring people, but it’s actually an entertaining collection of jokes and light-hearted analysis of what makes reading smart people so fun. This isn’t to say it won’t help the chronically boring people in your life.

Trunk club

Trunk Club will provide your gift with a personal stylist who will work with him to find the perfect outfits. You know, the clothes they actually wear don’t make them look like degenerates. They will be happy and you will not hesitate to meet them for brunch! Win / Win.

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Trainable cat

There is no easy way to say “Mister. Snuffles is out of control and I’m afraid to come to your house lest he poop on my backpack again. But you can easily say, “Look at this fun book that I have found for you! Did you know cats can be trained? Had no idea! “See how easy it is?

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