That’s All There Is for Bagels, Literally All My New
You probably already know that I’m a Trader Joe’s fan, but every now and then, when I think I can’t love them anymore, they release a product that changes my snack-oriented life. This is the case with their new All But Donut condiment , which I recommend that you buy as soon as possible.
This concept is so simple and delightful that I’m surprised it hasn’t been implemented yet. In fact, I’m almost pissed that it hasn’t been done before. This savory concoction has everything you can find in any bagel – sesame seeds, salt, garlic, poppy seeds, and onions – that can be watered for a lifetime. There are almost no restrictions on the products that make the magic shaker even more delicious, which you can buy for about two dollars, but these are my favorites:
- Popcorn: Replace nutritional yeast, the city has a new burst of flavor. (Just kidding, you have to put BOTH of these naughty friends on your favorite fluffy kernels.)
- Grilled vegetables: maybe with a good blanc or cheese sauce?
- Macaroni and cheese: of course add some cream cheese.
- Salad: I would say that with this salad you can win friends.
- Dumb Plain Cream Cheese Bagel: Plain bagels are dumb. This makes them less dumb.
- Bread mixtures: why fry in plain batter when you can fry in batter, which is literally everything?
I’m sure you geniuses can come up with an even tastier use of this thing. Feel free to share them in the comments.