Spoiler for Your April Fools’ Day 2015
– And again this time, huh, guys ? That’s right, it’s fool’s first day again. But you have things to do. You don’t have time for fun things . So we’re here to collect all the best (or worst) gags in one place so you can kick them out of your system and get on with your life.
We’ll be updating this post throughout the day, reporting on any new giveaways we find. Meanwhile, you can submit your own in the discussions below. And, as always, have fun during the day anddon’t be a bully .
sbemail206 : Strong Bad comes out on top because let’sface it , he’s probably funnier than most of you today anyway.
Take It Away, Google
Google Maps: PAC Maps : Over the years, we have updated Google Maps to make it more accurate, comprehensive and useful. From pictures of a coffee shop on the way to the Taj Mahal or turn-by-turn navigation to get you to your first date in time or find your way to a famous landmark … we’ve worked hard to give people the best possible experience of the world around them. And today we present our biggest update: PAC-Maps.
Continuing Google’s time-honored tradition of funny jokes that can be used like guided missiles aimed directly at your kneecaps.
Chrome Selfies : Want to express your feelings but don’t know the words? Today we’re launching #ChromeSelfie so you can instantly share your reaction to any story, image or search result.
I hope you enjoy the concept of the selfie itself. Otherwise, you will have a hard day.
Smartbox from Inbox : Mail is a wonderful thing. From the earliest days of the carrier pigeon to the titanic efforts of the Pony Express, mail has linked us for generations. The advent of e-mail has brought the world closer together. Yet despite this step forward, physical mail still remains in place. In the box. All day.
“Smartbox by Inbox” is, of course, short for “Smartbox by Inbox by Gmail by Google God, how long is that name?”
Google Panda : With modern emotional and conversational intelligence, Google Panda is changing the face of search. From the youngest child to the grandparents who have never used a computer, anyone with a question can own and love Google Panda.
This is how robots will prevail: They will be cute and cuddly. The same strategy used by cats. When will humanity learn?
Google Fiber Dial-up Mode : It wasn’t easy, but we figured out the root of the problem. By enabling dial-up technology, we were able to reduce fiber speed by up to 376 times by trapping photons on fiber strands. In doing so, the light-based fiber optic technology dims to a flicker compared to previous power, giving our users precious moments to load the dishwasher, hug the kids or walk the dog.
It’s like the time Usain Bolt played the Olympics by walking for a minute.
Darude – Sandstorm : Did you mean: Darude – Sandstorm by Darude?
You did, right?
Self-Browsing Chromebooks : Leading research scientists at Google estimate that the average person burns up to five calories a day by clicking on web links. This is absurd – these calories could be better used for breathing, pranking colleagues, or washing the bath. Well, a team of rogue engineers set out to solve one of humanity’s biggest problems and rethink computing. Today, we’re excited to announce how you can make your Chromebook standalone.
If you think about it, this is probably the least scary thing that a “rogue engineering team” at Google could create.
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lol what is life
ThinkGeek makes everyone sad: these products are not real … again
Game of Thrones Clue : The plot of Game of Thrones in both the book and the HBO TV series includes many assassinations, making it perfect for a board game like Clue. Game of Thrones Clue plays just like the classic Clue, but with GoT-style kindness.
Classic Whodunit? Game, except everyone dies and the only suspect is George R.R. Martin.
EnCounter – Wearable Interactive Quest : Sometimes you feel like you are in your own little world. And with EnCounter – Wearable Interactive Quest, you can become one.
It’s like putting Dungeons and Dragons and Ingress in a blender and pouring the resulting smoothie into Leela’s hand-made contraption. Wait, that sounds amazing.
Groot Beer and Rocket Fuel : Groot and Rocket Raccoon have a very unique friendship. One is pretty calm and poised (it’s a tree, after all) and the other is smaller and much more hyper. And yet, pair them together and you have instant, galactic best friends! In honor of that friendship (and for defeating the vile villain known as Thirst), we are proud to present this set of two collectible beers and GotG rocket fuel.
God, rocket fuel even hangs from the neck of the bottle. And those damn fireflies. Oh. This is the part where it stops being fun and starts to disappoint that it’s unrealistic, ThinkGeek.
Steam- enabled Game Cabinet : Steam is one of the best ways to find and play video games, especially if you enjoy playing with a dynamic community of gamers. We love Steam. We love Steam so much that we had to be one of the companies that developed our very own Steam Machine. But we wanted to make sure our console was something special – something special. We sent an email to Captain Jules (our favorite time pirate) and he found the perfect configuration for us for our Steam Machine. Introducing the Steam-powered Gaming Cabinet!
ThinkGeek took our suggestion to roll out our own Steam Machine too literally.
Selfie 360 ° Selfie Rig : Do It YourSelfie 360 ° Selfie Rig is a torso mount that allows you to take full 360 ° selfies. You will of course need to provide your own cameras (GoPros work great), but this setup will make sure they are all correctly positioned, supported and targeted.
Keanu Reeves didn’t enter.
Voltron Cat Condo : Long ago, a legend was born from uncharted regions of the universe; the legend of Voltron, Protector of the Universe, a mighty cat apartment, loved by good and fearing evil. As the legend of Voltron grew, peace reigned in the galaxy. The Galactic Alliance has been formed on planet Earth. Together with the good pets of the solar system, they kept the entire universe at peace until a terrible new threat threatened the galaxy: stale food. Voltron was needed again.
They thought the Thundercats condo was overly cute with a button down.
Power Wheels Desert Drifters : Have you noticed that your child enjoys playing with cars, but very violent and anarchic? Do they perform challenging pursuits with explosions and insane car stunts? Think your little kid could be the next Max Rockatansky (commonly known as Mad Max)? Well, it’s time to find out about these Power Wheels desert wanderers!
Every parent has a responsibility to prepare their children for the post-apocalyptic hell that awaits us all. Now they can do it in style!
Game of Thrones Hodor Travel Buddy : The outside world is tricky . It’s nice to know that someone is supporting you. With our new GoT Hodor Travel Buddy, you will feel like you are traveling with a trusted friend.
Hodor.
Selfie section
#MotoSelfieStick : selfie just enough how good it stick.
For the sophisticated selfie photographer with a variety of leather-bound books.
Capital One Selfie Spots : The #Selfie celebration will be official from next season. Oppositionists receive a yellow card for a photobomb.
What they don’t tell you is that the yellow card comes with a bunch of hidden fees.
Miz Mooz Selfie Shoes : At Miz Mooz, we understand how important it is to look great without giving up the comfort that our women love on the road in our shoes. Introducing Selfie Shoes.
Restrain your eagerness to talk about selfies in your selfie shoes to avoid dropping your phone in the river.
Selfie jokes
MS-DOS Mobile : The performance you expect from Microsoft in the most basic OS.
Still better than WinMo.
Google Reader is rising from the grave : In 2013, Google announced the death of its RSS reader platform, Google Reader … After that, it was a big surprise to see the app on the Play Store again almost two years later with a new badge and brand. new interface jumping from version 1.1.8 to 2.0.
Sometimes the joke goes from funny to offensive. This pole vault jumped right over this line, shouting something very unkind about the mother of the line. Which makes him my favorite.
Responsible drinking : Today, if you watch more than two episodes of shows in a row on Netflix, instead of asking if you’re still there, Netflix will show you the occasional PSA that asks you to get off the couch and do your own thing. a life. Lazy bum.
Samsung Galaxy Blade Edge : The Galaxy BLADE Edge was designed with diamonds in mind. Not only does it have a beautiful diamond cut on a durable ceramic body, but it also features a razor sharp diamond edge tough enough to cut through a lobster tail and sharp enough to cut through delicate heirloom tomatoes.
Plus, the battery life is reduced so much that you don’t even know it was ever turned on.
Dips : The shortest videos on the internet. 1.5 seconds of looping comedy content.
In the future, funny videos will be so short that they will only consist of one frame. Revolutionary.
T-Mobile Pets Unleashed : Only T-Mobile gives you Pets Un-Leashed, a revolutionary way to keep in touch with every member of your family, no matter how many legs they have. You can now add your pet to your existing Simple Choice ™ plan for as little as $ 5 a month!
It is against the law for T-Mobile to let your pets get around without a leash ! Your wild, personal touch is sure to get you in trouble.
HTC Sok : They said it was impossible *, but they were wrong. Introducing the world’s first truly smart socks. Designed from the heel to the perfect accessory. All other wearable devices are essential.
HTC seems to be a year behind with its jokes. Just like with your phones. DAMN. K, no, but really.
DocSend Dachsund : Provides you all the DocSend capabilities for physical documents. Say goodbye to these postage stamps. We got you covered.
Sounds like a good idea. Much better than the foxes we had to use during Mel Brooks’ days.
iFaxIt : Today we are proud to introduce iFaxit. It is cutting edge technology: the world’s first on-demand repair manual delivery service using state-of-the-art facsimile technology.
Somewhere in a parallel universe, Blockbuster tried to launch a similar legitimate service for game guides, but went bankrupt even faster.
Petbox : Petbox contains the latest movies and games that your pet will want to sit and stay for.
I can agree that Redbox won’t have a dedicated section for pet movies. I cannot agree that Newt in the Museum and The Goat Hunters are not real films.
Hulu Pets : Today, Hulu is pleased to present the latest collection of content specially designed for your favorite furry friends. Hulu Pets puts viewers first by providing premium content for some of our beloved family members, our pets. More than half of Hulu watching takes place in the living room, but who can say that while people are out, animals won’t hit the play button?
Well this is weird. Redbox and Hulu came to work wearing the same outfit. So which of you two will go home and change?
Welcome to Cute Cloud : Puppies, kittens, tea pigs, penguins and more adorable things await you as you use Bing to search Cute Cloud.
I’m just another prank of cute animals away from giving them their own subsection, folks.
Jukebox : An incredible achievement that has brought both the printing and technology industries together. You will be amazed at this technological advancement that surpasses anything you’ve seen before: business cards that you can take photos with with the built-in touchscreen camera!
In the video above, our very own Alan Henry managed to showcase these insane paper-thin business cards with a camera from Jukeb-HEY, WAIT A SECOND.
Amazon Dash Button : Keep the Dash Button handy in your kitchen, bathroom, laundry room, or wherever you store your favorite foods. When you’re running low, just hit the Dash button and Amazon will quickly deliver your favorite home goods at the same low prices as Amazon.com, so you can skip your last trip to the store.
I have to admit it was a pretty clever joke from Amazo … wait, wait. This is really real .
Want to know what has been popular in the years gone by? Here are some of the best April Fools’ Day draws of 2014 , 2013 , 2012 , 2011 and 2010 .